All posts tagged soy sauce

Guest Post: The Michelada

You might remember this guest-poster from his pulled pork tacos that he so lovingly shared with yall. Mother humper is back with my new favorite drank, The Michelada. For the last 7 months, K been bull shitting bout getting me this post, and I’ve been salivating at the thought of the spicy, beery, tomatoey concocktion (!) the whole time. Now that I have the true recipe, finsta coerce B into making me one right now…

Michelada

One of my favorite drinks of all time, and super high up in my rotation, is the Michelada. (Mee-Chay-Lah-Thah). This is a mexican drink that shares some traits with the Bloody Mary, but rather than vodka, beers is used, along with lime, and other ingredients. The popularity of this drink is spreading like tazy, with many latin restaurants now serving their own versions. In Fact, even the big boy beer companies have caught on, marketing “chelada” beers that come with lime juice already mixed in. This half-hearted attempt to cash in, and total bastardization of the original, is the kind of thing that makes me wanna go to the corner store, buy a Miller “Chill”, puke on it, then shoot it with a gun.

But here’s the meat of the story. Micheladas have been around since the 40’s and are a totally regional thing. It can be made very differently, depending on what area of Mexico, or the southwest US you grew up in. Below is the classic, most popular way to take it, with people reserving the option to have it with, or without, tomato juice. I like it with. Always With.

WHAT GOES IN:

Beer – Preferably Mexican beer like Corona, Dos XX, or Tecate work best.

Ice

Worcestershire sauce

Magi sauce

Hot sauce

Black pepper

Half lime

2 shots of tomato juice (or Clamato)

Kosher salt for the rim

Michelada Ingrediants

WHAT YOU DO WITH IT:

Start with a pint glass, or something of similar size and weight. Rim the glass with lime and kosher salt (like a margarita). Then fill up the glass 2/3 with ice. Next squeeze in half of a lime, then add 5 dashes worcestershire, 5 dashes hot sauce, and 3 dashes Magi. Magi is not the most common thing in the supermarket, but it’s also not UNcommon. It’s basically a liquid salt agent, which although from Japan, is used a lot in Mexico (it will be in the taco-shell aisle). If Magi is unavailable, you can squeak by with soy sauce. Next add your 2 shots of tomato juice, and fresh black pepper. Finally, pour in your beer to the top, and give a light stir. The whole beer wont fit in the glass, which is great, because as you drink it down, you just keep adding. These are the typical ingredients, but the amounts are totally alterable according to your taste. So if you wanna kill last night’s hangover good, feel free to blast it with as much hot sauce as you like.

So there you have it.

love,

me

Thanks K! Look what I made!

Michelada

Guest Post: Blow-Your-Effing-Mind BBQ

Hey yall, got another guest post for ya – I told you I have more friends than just B. I asked this dude for a write-up just to trick him into cooking his famous grilled shteck and bacony-vinegary potato salad for my fat ass. I had it once at his joint and it was slammin -  had to try to get that shit in my mouth one more time. So don’t be skerd: read it, comment on it, share it, and take your hands outside your pants long enough to cook it. (Also, peep the mo photos but dont get used to that shit – I am way too lazy and hungry to snap and share that many.)

Grilled Flank Steak in Teriyaki Sauce

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Something Meaty on Something Greany: Vietnamese Salad

I make my hunger diversify its preoccupation with asian food at least. You don’t see biff and broccoli up in this bitch everyday, do ya? Didn’t think so. But I suppose you do get a lotta shit with soy sauce. Sorry? Or… you’re welcome.

I’m working in Chinatown at my day job that does pay these bills (cause yall see that ad to the left? please know fo sho that that shit ain’t puttin food on the table). There is this vietnamese spot near my office that I like to go slam 4.75 on the table of and order a big fat hardy bowl of rice/salad/beefy shtuff. I recreated it for you here. You can substitute the rice for rice noodles if you want. Or, if you are an atkins freak that thinks bacon is better for you than bread, remove the rice product all together.

Vietnamese Salad

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Buckwheat Bonanza

Soba Noodles are my schmack foreal. I have always been a noodle nut but thought I would leave those brown healthy buckwheat noodles to the same freaks that are trying to eat fat free cheese and grilled tofu breasts. Little did I know I had no idea what I was talking about. Doesn’t sound like me, does it.

So, during my failed vagitarian trial, I thought I would go full hog and eat some cardboard noodles. But alas, no cardboard up in here. AND simple as shit to enjoy.

You know what else makes me jealous about Japan? They sell these noodles on the street and in train stations. What a goddamn upgrade from NYC’s dirty water dog and pretzel bricks.

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Soba Noodles
Dried noodles for 2
Soy sauce to taste (go quality here, Japanese style or even tamari sauce instead)
Some sesame oil
A dab of chili oil
Sirachi to taste

Boil the noodles according to the instructions on the package. Add to your eatin bowls and throw on your oils and sauces. Eat with chopsticks cause you feel much more cultured that way.

What else yall think I should eat with this?

I Was Probably Secretly Adopted from Asia

I swear, I should have been born in Korea or China or, or, Laos or something cause I love the gotdamn food. I probably don’t even cook Korean, Chinese or Laosean but think I do cause I eat the shmack with chop sticks. At least I’m self aware of my ignance.

Now that I’m a vagitarian (including no fish shticks), B and I gots to get creative with the cookin and the eatin. I can’t tell you how hard it is when I drink mama’s milk (vodka) and alls I wants to do is eat a burger slapped between two steaks. Oh well. Three more weeks or something totally impossible like that…

Anywho: Kimchi Rice with Broccoli, Sesame and Poached Egg

kimchi rice with broccoli and poached egg

1 stalk and head of broccoli
olive oil, a bit
1/4 cup water
1 cup of cabbage based kimchi (spicy, if you nasty)
2 cups of cooked rice (sub with brown rice if youre feelin)
sesame seeds, to your desire
2 cage free, organic eggs, poached
soy or tamari
hot chile oil, a bit
sesame oil, oh, just a bit
scallions, sliced
sirachi, if you feel it
Serves 2 constantly hungry vegetarians.

Get your rice cooked and hot. While that’s working, lop the bottom of your broccoli stalk and then slice thinly up the base until you have slices and small florets. Heat your olive oil in a deep frying pan. When hot, add the broc and saute for a minute or two. Add the water and cover immediately so the broccoli finishes cooking via a good steam. After about 3 or 4 minutes, remove the cover and cook out the water. Now add your kimchi and saute all together until hot. Add sirachi until your desired spice.

Add your cooked rice to two eatin bowls. Garnish with soy to taste. Add a bit of chile oil. Top with the kimchi and broccoli mixture. Now the sesame seeds. Now the sesame oil. Now the poached eggs. Now the scallions (or as B likes to call them, scallios.)

Eat with chop sticks and hate on Miley Cirus for making fun of us. Bitch.

Duck It. Fried Rice Again. (Too Good Not To)

Do you ever decide that Tonight is Thee Night that you are going to get hammered? Yeah, me too. Luckily, B thinks it’s funny when I throw up. But you know what he doesn’t think is funny? My face getting splattered with hot wok oil. I think that’s why he took over the cheffing of our Duck Fried Rice the other night. You knew that duck fried rice was coming, right? Cause I made duck breastesess the other night and you know I didn’t finish my plate. And what’s better than eating duck for dinner? Eating duck for leftovers the next night. Wordemup.

I don’t usually put pics of the ingredients /\ but thought it would save some time so yall would know what I was blathering about.

Duck Fried Rice

1/2 or 1 cup spicy kimchi
fermented beans, korean style, if you can find em. If not, no big woop.
carrots, julienne
cooked duck, cubed, however much your fat ass wants
1 scoop of bean paste
5 cups of cooked rice
1/8 c of soy or tamari
1 cup of cilantro, chopped
2 scallions, sliced
sesame, drizzled on top
Sirachi, for garnish, if desired
Serves 2 drunk mother fuckers.

Heat your wok. Depending on how well seasoned it is (seasoned means oily), you may or may not have to use a bit of oil. Veg or peanut oil work juuuust fine. Heat your work and add the oil. When the oil is hot, throw in your kimchi. For this recipe, I like to use the one with all the veg in it and not just the cabbage. When heated through, throw in the beans and the carrots. After the carrots are heated through, toss in your meat. Add in a generous dollop of bean paste and mix. After 60 seconds, move it all to the side and add your rice. Fry for a smidge and then stir well until everything is incorporated. Add the soy sauce or tamari – which ever one you are using. When everything is nice and hot and you’re drooling, serve into two eatin bowls. Garnish with cilantro, scallions and sesame oil. I also add… wait for it… sirachi. Duh.