Guest Post: The Michelada

You might remember this guest-poster from his pulled pork tacos that he so lovingly shared with yall. Mother humper is back with my new favorite drank, The Michelada. For the last 7 months, K been bull shitting bout getting me this post, and I’ve been salivating at the thought of the spicy, beery, tomatoey concocktion [...]

Guest Post: Blow-Your-Effing-Mind BBQ

Hey yall, got another guest post for ya – I told you I have more friends than just B. I asked this dude for a write-up just to trick him into cooking his famous grilled shteck and bacony-vinegary potato salad for my fat ass. I had it once at his joint and it was slammin [...]

Something Meaty on Something Greany: Vietnamese Salad

I make my hunger diversify its preoccupation with asian food at least. You don’t see biff and broccoli up in this bitch everyday, do ya? Didn’t think so. But I suppose you do get a lotta shit with soy sauce. Sorry? Or… you’re welcome. I’m working in Chinatown at my day job that does pay [...]

Buckwheat Bonanza

Soba Noodles are my schmack foreal. I have always been a noodle nut but thought I would leave those brown healthy buckwheat noodles to the same freaks that are trying to eat fat free cheese and grilled tofu breasts. Little did I know I had no idea what I was talking about. Doesn’t sound like [...]