The New Years Resolution Will Not Be Televised! (but it will be blogged)

Saw Food, Inc. Kill me now. My New Years resolution (besides working this fat ass out) is to shop at more farmers markets and eat smaller portions with the goal of being a bit more conscious of my consumption. Ima also do my best to plan out meals so I can double up on the [...]

Do You Even Know How Big And Delicious A Pomelo Is??

It’s fucking big. See? That’s \/ a lemon and that’s \/ a pomelo. Awesome, right? A pomelo is the best cause it’s huge but really light in weight. And then when you open it, its a beautifully pink (although, I found out that not all of them are, but what the hell do I know).  [...]

Buckwheat Bonanza

Soba Noodles are my schmack foreal. I have always been a noodle nut but thought I would leave those brown healthy buckwheat noodles to the same freaks that are trying to eat fat free cheese and grilled tofu breasts. Little did I know I had no idea what I was talking about. Doesn’t sound like [...]

Duck It. Fried Rice Again. (Too Good Not To)

Do you ever decide that Tonight is Thee Night that you are going to get hammered? Yeah, me too. Luckily, B thinks it’s funny when I throw up. But you know what he doesn’t think is funny? My face getting splattered with hot wok oil. I think that’s why he took over the cheffing of [...]