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You’ll Love Me for This: Bacon-Fried Miso Scallops

Sometimes I think about how scallops are like God’s lil nuggets of love he hath given to us to kiss, lick, love, screw and mostly eat on. At least that’s how I feel when I try to buy them from Union Market and they are trying to charge  me a piece of my flesh for 2 scallops . But then also when I take them home and eat the shit out of them. Aside for their own natural buttery flaves, they are so receptive to playful accompaniments, that I love cooking them. B got a mouthful this week. Lucky fucker.

Bacon-Fried Miso Scallops

If you want to make 6 or 8, fry up some bacon. When the liquid gold has rendered from the strips, take em out and reserve the bacon for future use (who are we kidding? eat them alone and fast, with shame). While your bacon is frying, combine miso paste, fresh lemon juice and water till you get a cup. Play with the ratios till its your liking.

While the pan is still spanking hot and filmed with bacon fat but with the heat turned off, place the scallops and cook. If the pan isn’t still hot enough, you can turn it back on. When they are seared on the two flat edges and still a lil pink in the center, divide them into shallow bowls. With the heat still on, throw your tangy solution of miso, lemon and water into the pan to deglaze. Lift up that delicious bacon junk and heat through. When sufficiently hot, pour the liquid into the bowls with the scallops. Have your guest kiss your ass with praise and enjoy.

Ingredients
Scallops for 2
Juice of a lemon
Several strips of bacon
Couple table spoons of miso paste
Some water

Ready, Set, Eat

B and I got Wii and I have been killin it in some mario kart. Sometimes I let him win, but only when I’m trying to get some. But I think our marioluigilove is carrying over in the kitchen cause wea makina somea pizza. Foreal this is easy when you buy the dough from whole foods or your local pizzaria. It’s like, forty cents and you gain a whole freaking day of not watching dough rise. Modernity at its best.

So we thought we would get some kitchen stadium action over in BK. Although there was no secret ingredient, we were going to have a winner. And if cooking was anything like driving a remote control video game, I was clearly going to win.

The Breakdown
5 points for originality
5 points for presentation
5 points for health
10 points for taste

And yes, he and I were both doing the cooking, the judging AND the eating. Guess who won. Just goes to blow ya, a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

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