Sometimes It’s Better To Be A Little Fish In A Big Belly

Eating fish is great, especially in this hot ass, muggy weather we’re having in NYC. But along with all the reasons why you shouldn’t be eating all sorts of shit (ew, not like that), our delicious fishies are also harmful. What with the mercury and the terrible fishing industry standards (don’t ask me for any [...]

Fat Salad, But Oh So Delicious

What do you get when you combine a thirst from a hangover and a hunger from being a fat ass? Fat Salad. Fat Salad is a delicious wet and crunchy salad, layered with the meatiest, creamiest, endulgentiest morsels. You can really do it with anything. You may remember a little something called Something Meaty on [...]

Salads Aren’t Just For Annies No Mo

I  decided that until I get my dehydrator and become an expert at making jerky (yes, I’m predicting jerky to be the next hot thing – don’t tell), I’ll challenge myself at making salad. Think about it: a salad is so easy to make delicious cause god is natures original chef, so what can you [...]

Fucking Easter… You’re Awesome.

I love Easter cause it’s all the food and none of the shopping. It’s not that I don’t like giving (or getting) christmas or kwanza gifts for my loved ones. It’s that if I have to stand in one more holiday line, fight my way through one more crowd of coupon-wielding buyers, I will [...]