Something Meaty on Something Greany: Vietnamese Salad

I make my hunger diversify its preoccupation with asian food at least. You don’t see biff and broccoli up in this bitch everyday, do ya? Didn’t think so. But I suppose you do get a lotta shit with soy sauce. Sorry? Or… you’re welcome. I’m working in Chinatown at my day job that does pay [...]

I Was Probably Secretly Adopted from Asia

I swear, I should have been born in Korea or China or, or, Laos or something cause I love the gotdamn food. I probably don’t even cook Korean, Chinese or Laosean but think I do cause I eat the shmack with chop sticks. At least I’m self aware of my ignance. Now that I’m a [...]

Duck It. Fried Rice Again. (Too Good Not To)

Do you ever decide that Tonight is Thee Night that you are going to get hammered? Yeah, me too. Luckily, B thinks it’s funny when I throw up. But you know what he doesn’t think is funny? My face getting splattered with hot wok oil. I think that’s why he took over the cheffing of [...]

The Tender Love of Korea: Braised Beef with Kimchi Rice and a Fried Egg

We are back with Course 2 of The Dinner Party Report. I knew you would come back. I so had you at spatula. So, dudes. Want to make something cheap and tasty that makes your belly happy? Make this. Forserz, make. this. This beef recipe goes particularly well with the kimchi rice because the beef [...]