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Bittman, Get Off My Jock: I Make Savory Breakfast Too

Ok, I’m lazy. I have said this already. Which means that I’ll cook up some morsels, take the pics and let them sit in my computer until I finally get my ass to write about it. But let this be a lesson to me. I have been gearing up to write this post about this japanese-styled, rice based breakfast for about 3 weeks now and then bittman has to go, with his all powerful new york times backing and beat me to it. If i didnt love you so much, bittman, i’d hate you. (I DO, however, actually hate your road show with paltrow and batali. Why you gotta rub it in our faces that all you have to do is drive around spain in a convertible and stuff your face, get drunk and laugh with your celebrity friends. come ON.) So, here is my not-so-much johhny-come-lately savory rice breakfast.

Oh, another thing you know about me is that I can’t stop eating egg yolk. I should call this shit Go Yolk Yourself. I woke up one saturday morning, all hung, and told B was finna make him the best dang breakers he done had. In the end, not sure I held my promise, but it was pretty good and I do recommend making this when you are so over the bacon and eggs, steak and eggs and honey nut cheerios. (ps, who was allowed to get oreo cereal when they were little? kiddies eating cookies for breakfast is fucked up.)

Japanese Style Rice with Poached Eggs and Mushroom Breakfast

1.5 c. of rice (white or brown)
10 dried mushrooms
1 tbs of butter
soy or tamari sauce to taste
a splash of vinegar
2 eggs
Nori Komi Furikake rice seasoning, see here

Boil 4 cups of water and pour over your dried mushrooms in a bowl. Let sit covered for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, remove the mushrooms (squeeze like a tea bag to get the water from them). Use this mushroom broth as the liquid to steam your rice, following your regular rice-steaming directions.

Remove the stems of the mushrooms and discard. Cut the caps into strips. Heat a skillet, toss in the butter and cook the mushrooms till tenderoni.

When your rice is ABOUT ready, grab your deep frying pan and fill almost to the top with water. Add a glug of vinegar and put on the heat. When it’s at a soft boil, crack 2 eggs into the water and let cook for about 1 minute. You are looking for a solid white and a liquid yellow, so pay close attention to how they are cooking, but you’ll be able to tell.

When the rice IS ready, fluff with a fork, put in your eatin-bowls. Add some soy sauce to taste – go slow cause soy is basically liquid salt and this IS breakfast for the love of god, not some bar snack. Sprinkle with rice seasoning. Then, with a slotted spoon, remove the eggs from the water and place on the rice. Grab your shrooms and add to the bowl. Eat and get down with your bad self.

I think this would go right lovely with a blood mary. I had one the other day at this shee shee brunch spot with rosemary infused vodka, garnished with cheese and snausage. Yum.

3 Reasons to Make Ramen: Beef, Mushrooms and Yolk

Yes, I do like ramen more than the average person which is half the reason I make and eat it all the time. But I’m not going to lie to you. The other half of the reason I make ramen is because people look up that shit on the interwebs all day long and get to my blog because of it. And, who am I to not give the people what they want. (One time? someone got to my blog by searching for “roast beef vagina” – I shit you not. The world wide web is a beautiful thing.)

The other half the reason I make ramen (I studied art in school – not math) is because I can put a poached egg in it. And if you been reading Go Meat Yourself at all, you would know that I’m trying to pour egg yolk all over my everything. So on and so forth.

Ramen with Beef, Shitake Mushrooms and A Poached Egg

2 c ramen soup base (it comes in a bottle in the “asian” section of your grocery store)
1/4 c soy sauce
noodles for two (you can use udon, lo mein, or any other dried asian noodle here. Shit, use capellini, fuck it.)
10 ish fresh shitake mushrooms
1 tbs butter
1/2 c white vinegar
2 eggs
1/4 lb roast beef, thinly sliced
2 stalks of scallion, sliced
sirachi for garnish
kimchi for garnish
Serves 2.

In a large sauce pan, add your soup base and soy sauce to 6 cups of water and bring to a boil. While waiting for that boil, remove the stems from your cleaned shitakes and cut into strips. Add the butter to a saute pan and when hot, add the mushrooms, stirring occasionally until tender and buttery. When the soup base is boiling, add the noodles and cook until you like – al dente or whatever.

Add water to a deep frying pan so it’s a couple inches deep. Add the vinegar and heat until almost boiling. While waiting for it to heat, prepare your scallions, grab your beef and get ready to plate. Basically, when your noodles are one minute from being done, crack your eggs into the frying pan of water and vinegar. Let them cook for about a minute. You are looking for a solid ish white but a soft yolk (depending on the stove, the egg and your menstrual cycle, this varies, so explicit instructions would be misleading, but I trust you – you can figure it out).

With a tong, divide the noodles into to huge bowls, then divide the soup broth. With a slotted spoon, add one egg to each bowl. Grab a pile of roast beef, a pile of shrooms, a pile of kimchi and a pile of scallions, and place on top, all in their own little groups so that the eater mixes themselves.

Now, eat that shit. The best bite is when you open the egg and drag the noodle through the yolk. Oh man.

For the Spirit of the Noodle, I Give You Ramenism

What makes your mouth water? For some it’s pickles, for others it’s burgers. For me it’s both those things AND spicy noodle soup. Either of these three items would cause me to do a diddy if I could eat them all day long without getting to be a total fat ass.

When I found out how easy it is to enhance the 10 cent ramen from your college days, I made it at least once a week. I have now ventured into making it from a soup base with fresh(ish) noodles. Next will be homemade stock. Watch out David Chang, I’m either going to eventually out-ramen your ass, or maybe just come to your restaurant. But you’ll have to roll me out. There!

Anyway, here is a recipe for deliciousness. If you have never cooked anything before, you should start with this.

Ramen with Roast Pork, Mushroom and Poached Egg

1.5 c of ramen soup base (find this in the Spanish/Chinese section of your grocery)
5 c of water
2 inches of fresh ginger, very thinly sliced
one jalapeno, very thinly sliced
8 fresh shitake mushrooms
1 tbs of butter
1 cup of cooked roast pork
3 scallions, sliced
1 egg
your favorite asian noodle: udon, ramen, rice, up to you
kimchi for garnish
sirachi for extra fire mouth
This serves two.

Bring a big pot of water to boil for your noodles. You will also be using this boiling water for poaching the egg but more on that later.

I would really recommend you pause in your sheffin and go buy a mandolin right now. The mandolin has become the love of my kitchen life. But, if you are really not going to do that, grab your jalapeno and ginger and slice the shit out of them – you want them really thin. If you slice really thinly, you can get away without peeling the ginger. Combine the soup base and water in a medium sauce pan and add the ginger and jalapeno. Put on a slow to medium heat.

When the water for your noodles starts to boil, add the noodles.

Remove the stems from your mushrooms and slice. In a small sauce pan, add a tablespoon of butter and a bit of olive oil. Saute the mushrooms until soft. Set aside.

As your soup stock is simmering and your noodles are cooking, cut your scallions, heat your pork if it isn’t already, and get out your eggs and kimchi. I make my kimchi myself. It isn’t entirely traditionally but easy as shit. Check it here.

When your scallion is cut, and your pork is warm and your kimchi is no longer cold from from sitting in the fridge, maybe your noodles are ready, depending on the noodle you are working with. You are going to have to judge that for yourself. When they are done, it’s about moving quickly to assemble your bowl.

When the noodles are done, don’t drain – grab them with a tong and put them in the serving bowl. Add the broth to the noodles. Keep the water from the noodles boiling and very gently crack two eggs into the water. While those cook for 2.5 minutes, add the scallion, pork, mushroom, and kimchi to the soup bowl in pretty little clumps. Leave room for the egg. After 2.5 minutes, with a slotted spoon, carefully take each egg out of the water and add to the bowls. You are looking for a solid egg white but a soft yoke. It will be hard to tell but you’ll get better with practice. Swear.

Serve your ramen with sirachi sauce for the freaks and pop a beer cause this one is hot and spicy.

When you are ready to eat, crack your eggs with chop sticks and with each bite, swirl your noodles through the yoke. This will be the best bit of food you ever done had.

Rooftop Dumplings

Asian again. R and I had dumplings from Eton yesterday for dinner with a cold bottle of white wine on the roof of our apt building. It was such a brooklyn moment that i had to take pics. Plus, much props to Etan, the newly opened dumpling place in Carroll Gardens. The dude that owns it was a personal chef prior to opening his store. The mostly take out place, although he has about 3 tables, dons a hot plate for cookin. A HOT PLATE. He uses a hot plate to make his dumplings. Love how this guy can take like 6 bucks and open a place in bk, hire a few dudes to throw his dough around and make his dumplings from his recipes. $3.50 for 5 dumplings is a deal. Also found out he does catering. Go there.

We had pork and beef, chicken and mushroom, and veggie cabbage. Sauces included a duck sauce, caramelized vinegar, chili oil and Sirachi, all of which here homemade, except for the Sirachi. (remind me to do a whole post on this special sauce.)

Expect a dumpling recipe to come.

Mama Mia: Homemade Pasta

I went shopping in Soho yesterday to continue the never-ending search for a pair of shoes. I detest shopping. After it started pouring cold rain, my mood was made worse. I ducked into Dean and Deluca to see if I could pick up something fun, and of course, left with a smile on my face, and project materials in my bag for some homemade ravioli and sauce.

What really inspired this was seeing wonton wrappers (prepared squares of dough for making ravioli or wontons), which I had never used before, always convincing myself that if I didn’t make the dough by hand, I wasn’t really making homemade pasta. I guess I still feel that way but do have a new respect for the process. Mainly because, even when buying ready pasta dough, the project of making homemade ravioli is still a pain in the ass.

I knew I had dried wild mushrooms in my kitchen as well as ricotta cheese left over from a previous meal so I was going to do that up with a pomadora sauce, which I have never made before.

The project was a success, but the only thing that got in the way was my lack of self control. I really wanted to stuff the shiv outta these raviolis, and time and time again, when I was sealing them up, cheese was splushing out. Even though I knew my error, I did it over and over again. I think maybe I’m just a fat ass.

And lastly, before I shut the hell up and get on with the recipe, I found that making tortalini, albeit, humungous ones, were easier to do than ravioli. I know, doesn’t seem right, but probably because I was able to stuff more of the flavor crystals into the torts, making it easier to fold them bad boys.

In the end, I ended up with 12 large cheese ravioli and 35 large wild mushroom and cheese tortalini. Eaten on the same plate with some pasta sauce.

Here we go.

Ricotta and Mozzarella Cheese Mixture

8 oz of ricotta cheese
4 oz of fresh salted mozzarella, cut into small cubes
3 tbl of fresh parsley, chopped well
salt and pepper to taste
wonton wrappers
egg white for sealing
cornmeal for dusting

Combine the ricotta, mozz, parsley, salt and pepper into a mixing bowl and mix well.

Wild Mushroom Mixture

8 oz of ricotta cheese
4 oz of fresh salted mozzarella, cut into small cubes
8 oz of dried mushrooms
salt and pepper to taste
wonton wrappers
egg white for sealing
cornmeal for dusting

Add 1 cup of boiling water to dried mushrooms and cover air tight for 25 minutes. Allow more time if they are this variety, less if they are a softer variety, like a portabello or shitake. Remove from water and squeeze well. Reserve the newly created mushroom broth for another use. Chop the shrooms well and then saute with a guilty amount of butter for about 5 minutes. Lay out to cool.

When the mushrooms are cooled, mix well with cheeses, salt and pepper.

Foldin Em Up

Dust your work area with a bit of cornmeal, and place a wanton wrapper in the center with a corner away from you. Add about a teaspoon (only a teaspoon, see above re: fat ass) of cheesy goodness to the center of the wrapper. Brush egg white on two sides of the exposed wrapper. For ravioli, fold and press the edges lightly with a fork. For tortalini, place slightly more mixture into the center, fold in half to make a triangle, grab ends and fold around so the corners touch each other and glue with egg. Make sure all the edges are sealed well.

Place prepared pasta on a cornmeal-dusted cookie sheet. Continue to make more and more until you get tired or run out of stuff. If you aren’t eating right away, dust well with cornmeal, wrap tightly and refrigerate. Will last about 2 days if kept well.

To cook, boil salted and oiled water in a deep frying pan. Gently add pasta and cook till they float – about 3 to 4 minutes. Grab with a slotted spoon and place directly on plate or serving dish with sauce, butter or olive oil.

I’m not going to lie to you. I did not like the wild mushrooms in this dish. Next time, I’ll use a different dried shroom like portabello or shitake. These were just far too woody for my liking.

Saucin

So, I had never made my own sauce before, or if I have, it was entirely unmemorable. Again, creating a good sauce is about self-control, which I am finding I have none of. The longer you can let this sauce slowly bubble on your stove with out meddling, the better it’s going to be. You heard all those stories about the pots of gravy going at it for like, days. It’s totally true.

My ingredients were mo simple and cut all chunky to create a “country” style. From here on, when I use the term “county style” I mean, ugly. I knew that the ravioli and torts were going to look all country style, so I thought I would do the same with the sauce and let big chunks of flavor pop out.

(Oh and, I know I called this pomodoro before, but that was because I thought it was going to come out all plainish and a bit boring, but in the end it had mad flavor. I’ll probs call this marinara next time.)

Sauce

28 oz of organic chopped tomatoes from a box
5 huge garlic cloves, minimally and roughly chopped
half an onion, which ever color you prefer, I used red only cause it’s what I had in the house
5 leaves of basil, roughly chopped. Use dried if you want, but I’m pretending to be a gardner and have a fresh basil plant on my fire escape. If you use dried, I don’t know how much to put in… Any one know?
2 tsp of dried oregano
salt and pepper to taste
olive oil

Heat olive oil in a heavy sauce pan. Throw onions in and continuously stir till almost translucent. Add garlic. Cook for another minute. Add tomatoes. Add oregano. Twenty minutes later, add basil. (Honestly, I only added it later cause I forgot.) Bring to a simmer, cover, reduce heat to as low as you can. Cover and walk away.

I let this sit for about 2 hours. What resulted was a smokey, thick, chunky, flavorful, tangy sauce which was MOPPED by R. Mopped, I tell ya.