I Was Probably Secretly Adopted from Asia

I swear, I should have been born in Korea or China or, or, Laos or something cause I love the gotdamn food. I probably don’t even cook Korean, Chinese or Laosean but think I do cause I eat the shmack with chop sticks. At least I’m self aware of my ignance. Now that I’m a [...]

Duck It. Fried Rice Again. (Too Good Not To)

Do you ever decide that Tonight is Thee Night that you are going to get hammered? Yeah, me too. Luckily, B thinks it’s funny when I throw up. But you know what he doesn’t think is funny? My face getting splattered with hot wok oil. I think that’s why he took over the cheffing of [...]

The Tender Love of Korea: Braised Beef with Kimchi Rice and a Fried Egg

We are back with Course 2 of The Dinner Party Report. I knew you would come back. I so had you at spatula. So, dudes. Want to make something cheap and tasty that makes your belly happy? Make this. Forserz, make. this. This beef recipe goes particularly well with the kimchi rice because the beef [...]

Pickles Out The Wazoo

So, Pickle Fest 2008 in the house. In some year at some point, the Lower East Side BID started closing one street in LES to host picklers from around the world. Under big tents with big barrels, farmers and hipsters alike are workin it for your pickle pleasure. Most picklin artists are kind enough to [...]