Ready, Set, Eat

B and I got Wii and I have been killin it in some mario kart. Sometimes I let him win, but only when I’m trying to get some. But I think our marioluigilove is carrying over in the kitchen cause wea makina somea pizza. Foreal this is easy when you buy the dough from whole [...]

Fucking Easter… You’re Awesome.

I love Easter cause it’s all the food and none of the shopping. It’s not that I don’t like giving (or getting) christmas or kwanza gifts for my loved ones. It’s that if I have to stand in one more holiday line, fight my way through one more crowd of coupon-wielding buyers, I will punch [...]

You Can Keep You Elephant Shoes AND Your Olive Juice Cause I Ain’t Got No Love For Ya.

It doesn’t seem hard, right? Get a big freakin olive, stuff it with your favorite savoriness and fry that mother up. It’s small and the directions are straight forward. Plus, Bittman said that anyone can do it. Well, I found someone that cannot do it. This gal. I did two flavors: straight up mozzarella and [...]

The Puerto Rican French Fry: Tostones

Tostones are what I like to call the puerto rican french fry. It stared out as a healthy vegetable, but with enough human intervention, it developed into a salty, crispy accompaniment doused in hot sauce or fresh garlic. Tostones are made from green plantains which look like massive hard green bananas. If you buy them [...]