Fat Salad, But Oh So Delicious

What do you get when you combine a thirst from a hangover and a hunger from being a fat ass? Fat Salad. Fat Salad is a delicious wet and crunchy salad, layered with the meatiest, creamiest, endulgentiest morsels. You can really do it with anything. You may remember a little something called Something Meaty on [...]

I Was Probably Secretly Adopted from Asia

I swear, I should have been born in Korea or China or, or, Laos or something cause I love the gotdamn food. I probably don’t even cook Korean, Chinese or Laosean but think I do cause I eat the shmack with chop sticks. At least I’m self aware of my ignance. Now that I’m a [...]

The Tender Love of Korea: Braised Beef with Kimchi Rice and a Fried Egg

We are back with Course 2 of The Dinner Party Report. I knew you would come back. I so had you at spatula. So, dudes. Want to make something cheap and tasty that makes your belly happy? Make this. Forserz, make. this. This beef recipe goes particularly well with the kimchi rice because the beef [...]

Bittman, Get Off My Jock: I Make Savory Breakfast Too

Ok, I’m lazy. I have said this already. Which means that I’ll cook up some morsels, take the pics and let them sit in my computer until I finally get my ass to write about it. But let this be a lesson to me. I have been gearing up to write this post about this [...]