My Lovely Lady Dumplin

In addition to offending your lovely sensibilities, I also share my words (although with far less dick and fart jokes) on the Brooklyn Flea website. Maybe you’ve read it, or maybe you’ve gotten up off the couch and been to the Flea. It’s an awesome place to go, its a fucking awesome place to eat. [...]

Dumpling For You, Dumpling For Me

What do you get when you combine homemade dumplings and spring rolls, wine flowage, and tequila shots to boot? Our house on Saturday night. Oh. Yeah. And I’m not going to lie to you people, the food was banging. Even C said the food seemed easy enough to make at home and her culinary skills [...]

Me and My Baby, Porking in The Kitchen

So we like to eat pork, wanna fight about it? We also like to eat bite-sized. I think it’s cuter that way. Pretty sure R just thinks it’s more fun to eat with his fingers. I got a steamer recently, and since we like dumplings around here, and pork is our heart, we churned out [...]

Rooftop Dumplings

Asian again. R and I had dumplings from Eton yesterday for dinner with a cold bottle of white wine on the roof of our apt building. It was such a brooklyn moment that i had to take pics. Plus, much props to Etan, the newly opened dumpling place in Carroll Gardens. The dude that owns [...]