Get Ass on Valentines Day with Chocolate-Dipped Bits for your Boo

I sell boxes of homemade chocolates. When you order a box of homemade chocolates from me, you not only get homemade chocolates, you get to choose the flavors AND they come delivered in a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind, artist-made box. The last box I sold to some dude for a present for his chick, I got a [...]

More Porridge, Sah? Cheerio!

I been in england, so get off my back. But, I got some goodies to share with yall. But before I get into it, I promised myself and my special brit traveling partner boy toy that no matter what shite I was served as a ridiculous excuse for a meal on the plane, that once [...]

Not Yo Mamma’s Chop Suey

I recently made a trip to Brooklyn’s Chinatown to check out thee. most. bomb. grocery store I have even been to (take that Trader Joe’s). In fact, I had to bring friends to witness what an experience this place was. Then I was all, “duh, I have a blog, the series of tubes is my [...]

Holy Mary Mother of Bread: Panzanella Salad with Fresh Mozzarella and Basil

B and I went to one of our favorite restaurants on Smith the other night, La Lunetta, and enjoyed a delish meal, served at the kitchen counter, perfect for spying on our cooks. Our guy’s the chef over there so he treated us lovely. Aside from homemade sausages for wolfing and pork ragu for rib-sticking, [...]