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Saw Food, Inc. Kill me now.
My New Years resolution (besides working this fat ass out) is to shop at more farmers markets and eat smaller portions with the goal of being a bit more conscious of my consumption. Ima also do my best to plan out meals so I can double up on the ingredients I buy. How many times does your recipe call for scallions, you buy the bunch, use half, and throw the rest out a week later? So yeah, that shit cannot be happening.
Here is mine and B’s meal plan this week, all different meals that use many of the same ingredes:
Bright and Spicy Citrus Salad Over Rice
That Soba Noodle / Shiitake / Spinach jam on the NYTimes most emailed list for the past couple days.
B and I used to wok up some rice on the daily, haven’t in a while, looking to get back to our roots with some Pork Fried Rice. (wok, peanut oil, chopped pork chop, cooked rice (brown?), cabbage, carrot, siracha, sesame oil, cilantro, basil, bam.)
Although I get my Ashe on, on the reg, I also got a need for the chipotle to hit that tongue as well. I’ll be doing this poached shredded chicken breast with chipotle dressing this week as well.
Oh, and something with a sweet potato. All yall healthy people been squawkin about this shit for a while, I really wasn’t down, but I’m going to try it for lunch. I’ll let ya know how it goes.

After Bittman put up his tantalizing, oven smoked ribs, my mouth would not stop watering. It had to be had. His basic premise is to line a roasting pan with water-soaked hickory or oak wood chips, place the ribs on a rack over the wood, and wrap the hell out of it with 20 feet of tin foil. (PS, I used way less than 20 feet and that shit worked juuuust, fine.) When you wrap it, you need to create a tent over the meat, so you essentially have a dome. I’m not sure why Bittman calls this smoked, cause you’re essenially steaming them – probs for the “smoke flavor” from the wood. I don’t know about that nonsense but the contraption was a fucking beaut. I WILL be doing a salmon and a chicken in this thang.
Now, I’m more of a memphis style rib gall, which I prefer means a dry, savory rub, as a opposed to a sweet, sticky bbq sauce you get further down in the US. The dummiest thing I did was thinking that my dry rub would turn crusty in a steam bath. Oh well. These bitches were tender as hell. I grabbed a tangy, tomato, vinegary sauce online that was perfect for a dip factor.
Here is Bittmans piece that includes the contraption. After that, you can do whatever meat and whatever recipe you want.
Here is the sauce recipe I grabbed. Gotta say, when I was making it, and tasting it, I thought i was kinda shit. But with the meat, it was pretty perfect, I also added more salt and more smoked paprika. Check that shit.
And here is my dry rub recipe. I’m not saying its perfect for this method, but I think it would blow minds on a regular bbq.
Memphis Style Dry Rub for Pork Ribs (or for chicken, fuck it)
1.5 tbl cayenne
1.5 tbl smoked hot pimento
1 tbl onion powder
1 tbl garlic powder
1 tbl chili powder
1/2 tbs mustard powder
1/2 tbs oregano
1/2 tbs white pepper
1/2 tbs salt
A rubbed rib, ready to get his tent on:
Rib tent:
Cooked Ribs:
Delicious:
I made this banger with a bright, crunchy slaw, stay tuned for all it’s glory…

Dinner party for eleven friends:
Course 1: Raw Open-Yourself Oysters with Mignonette Sauce

Course 2: Quail Egg Shooters

Quail Egg Shooter w Kimchi Rice

Quail Egg Shooter with Dried Shrimp and Chile

Quail Egg Shooter with Soy, Lemon and Scallion
Course 3: Arugula and Anchovy Salad with Olive Oil and Lemon

Course 4: Snails with Butter, Garlic and Parsley, Both In and Out of Their Shell


Jumbo Snails without Shells
Course 5: Individual Jars of Mushroom Mousse and Chicken Liver Pate


Pate served with Mc Clure's Spicey Pickles
Course 6: Emmentaler and Gruyere Cheese Fondue served with French Bread, Green Apples and Fingerling Potatoes

Drank: Tecate with Lime and Salty / Spicy Rims, 18 bottles of wine and one bottle of Tomato Vodka not pictured


Who doesn’t like cheese coupled with a healthy dose of competition? Add a noodle or two – if that’s your thang. Combine that shit and you got yourself a Mac and Cheese Off. Winner takes all. And that’s what L, D and I are tryin to do.
Anyone can enter and everyone can eat, but all yall have to pay 10 bucks. Every cent goes to the mostest skillziest Mac and Cheese cheftarian, voted by all in attendance via silent ballot with Iron Chef scoring. You must confirm entry by October 12ff so we know how many fat asses we need to accommodate. Email gomeatyourself@gmail.com to let us know we will be seeing your beautiful mug.
Das it. Enter and Eat. Tell your friends.
PS. When we know the number coming, we’ll know the location and we will let yall know the details on the facilities to heat yo shit.


In preparation for this food event thing I’ma be part of in February – no, not the Mac and Cheese Off in October your mamma was telling you about, but that IS coming soon – L, P and I made our way back to the Great Wall Supermarket in Brooklyn. Goddamn, I love that place, and at the same time, I kinda want to slit something. Saw some gross shit, but also bought a case of quail eggs.
Ever since B went to Fatty Crab and had some Quail Egg Shooters, I’ve been a little nutters about making them myself. So, after the trip to the Great Wall, I brought my little marbled eggs home and had a fucking ball. Check out how much B loves me by swallowing some made up shit I topped off the dome. Below that, check out a new slide show from some serious shit I saw at The Great Wall Supermarket.

Quail Egg Shooter with Soy, Lemon and Scallion

Quail Egg Shooter with Beef, Ginger and Sirachi

Quail Egg Shooter with Dried Shrimp and Chili

Quail Egg Shooter with Kimchi Rice
I’m sorry, did you ask why I wanted to slit something? It’s probs cause I’m pretty sure that mad shit going on at the Great Wall is so illegal. Like, stuffing 10 fish into a tea cup and shit. Like, piling live frogs into a crusty ass box, waiting to be made into soup. The store itself is a bit vomatocious, but at the same time, completely enthralling. I would recommend a trip. Until then, check out the slide show.
special note to my regs, you might have seen some of these pics before…