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What I Learned in The New Yorker Review of “The Mad Genius of ‘Modernist Cuisine’”

Things like how I need to stop sharing glasses of water with my cat cause she cleans her asshole with the same tongue she drinks water with. I know it sounds like I should have known better before and should have been grossed out already but I just kinda thought that their-mouths-are-cleaner-than-our-hands kinda thing. Isn’t that true?? Something like that…

“The discussion of poo-eating in “Modernist Cuisine” is exhaustive, convincing, and gag-inducing. According to the microbiologist Philip Tierno, “We’re basically bathed in feces as a society.” “Bathed in feces”—not words you often read in a cookbook, but apparently poo-eating accounts for about eighty per cent of all food-related illness. Also, cat litter in the kitchen? Bad news. Toxoplasma gondii, a species of protozoa present in cat litter, kills three hundred and seventy-five Americans a year, and perpetuates itself through cat feces in a freaky way: when rodents eat toxoplasmii, their brain chemistry is changed so that they develop an attraction to the smell of cats. There’s no happy ending.”

How utterly awesome. Meow!

Chanterelle the cat

Grilled Octopus Salad AKA Insalata di Pulpo AKA Happy Mouth

Grilled Octopus Salad aka Insalata di Pulpo

I recently spent time in Chile and Peru and ate as much pulpo as possible. Now that I’m back in New York among the heaps of calamari, I’m starting to think that octopus is the highschool reject in this calamari-ran prom. You find grilled and fried calamari up the ying yang, but its dear relative gets the back seat in this popularity contest. So, what’s a fatty to do but honor this 8-legged freak at home in a delicious vinegary salad and love on its sweet chew?

Since octopus is far from what I know how to cook, I found this reasonable recipe… Read more…

This IS The Saddest Book Ever

 

Heavy on The Bevvy: The Dark and Stormy

K is back with his guest spot on go Meat Yourself where he shares with us his favorite cocktails and recipes on how to get crunked. Thanks K for your invaluable lessons cause without them, we’d be stuck drinking SunnyD and Rum.

HEAVY ON THE BEVVY: DARK ‘N’ STORMY

Yes – yes, summer is over, and this, in the opinion of many, is a summer drink. But I will contest that a dark ‘n’ stormy is drink for ANY season, and summer just happens to be the ideal one by which to optimally enjoy it. For those in the southern or western states, you still have some weather left to totally lounge this cocktail out on your back porch. For this east-coaster, I am happy to drink it within the confines of my Brooklyn apartment, and pretend to be on a back porch.

Now, let’s get to it. The dark ‘n’ stormy comes to us originally from the sunny beaches of Australia and Bermuda, where it is considered the national drink. The “dark” part of the name comes from one of the 3 main ingredients, dark rum. The “stormy” comes from I don’t know where. What’s most important however, is that this refreshing cocktail is super easy to make, and super delicious to drink. Here’s how you do it.

WHAT GOES IN:

Dark Rum – Gosling’s seems to be the most traditional choice, but you can use any brand, as long as it’s “dark” or “spiced” rum. Do not use white or light rum. On the trivial side, light rum makes the name irrelevant, and on the critical side, it completely changes the flavor combination.

1 Ginger Beer – For those who don’t know, ginger beer is a bottled, carbonated drink naturally flavored with ginger and sugar, and comes mostly from the Caribbean. It’s non-alcoholic even though it’s called “beer”. (ginger ale can be substituted in a pinch, although it lacks the bite of real ginger, so do yourself a favor and get the real thing if you can. Almost any bodega in NY will have it.)

Lime

Ice

WHAT YOU DO WITH IT:

Use a pint glass or a traditional highball glass. Fill it ¾ of the way with ice. Pour in 2 oz. of dark rum. Squeeze in a ¼ or ½ of lime. (now, a lot of folks in the tropics will merely garnish with a slice of lime, and you can by all means stick to that if you feel like not fucking with things, but there is also an equal amount of people who take it with a full squeeze of lime, and trust me, that extra ounce or two of lime juice really kicks it up.) Finally, fill the rest of the glass with ginger beer, and stir. You can mess around with the proportions if you feel that you’d like a little more sweetness, or a little more tartness, but this should pretty much be right on.

And there you have it. Now turn on the heat lamp, drag the kiddy pool into the living room, and tether your hammock to the steam pipe. You’re on vacation.

Thanks K!

Eat Meat or Eat Bush

Either way, make sure you know where it’s coming from and cook that shmack right.

Lovingly, The Huff Po writer, Lena Tabori gets on about her fave meaty cookbooks so you can be lazy and forget the research. And ohmygosh, will it make you hungry for a mouth full of meat. More at the Huffington Post…

And I Don’t Even *LIKE* Peppers

Ever since my mouth was around one of those deliciously burnt, smoky, spicy shishinto peppers at the Vanderbilt in BK, I’ve been a little more than sweatin that place. I looked high and low, over and under, and around yo mama’s corner for them peppers to recreate the shit at home. Well, I was dumb happy when I found them last week. Look what I did. And you can too!

Shishino Peppers

 

Alls you gotts to do is LIGHTLY oil the peppers, throw them in a hot cast iron pan, and let them blister to about yay burnt. While they sizzlin up, crack some salt, mix it with some smoked paprika (by the by, if yalls aint down with the smoked paprika yet, I pity the foo). And that’s it. Dishes are done, man.

 

Shishinto Peppers