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Eating The Beach

Ever since our first day at the beach of 08, I have been going through a Mussel phase. It’s kinda gross, I know. It’s like visiting a farm and seeing cows and then going through a steak phase. What can I say? I go to the beach > I smell fish and see Mussels > I want to cook and eat them > fat ass.

R found this recipe from Bitman I believe. So, I took the same, classic ingredients and did the same. This might be the easiest, cheapest and most impressive meal we do.

Oh, it is imperative that you couple your mussels with a good bread. I’m talking, go to the bakery and get a country loaf. You can do fries too, but who the hell wants to do that in the summer. Here we go.

Steamed Mussels with Garlic and White Wine

2 healthy servings of fresh, live mussels
white onions, chopped
garlic, lots, sliced thick
3 vine tomatoes, chopped (or, half vine and half beef steak, if you want to spend less)
1 cup of white wine
1/2 cup of broth, chicken or veggie
olive oil and butter
salt and pepper to taste

Heat olive oil and butter in a large pot. When the butter is melted, toss in onion. A minute later, add garlic. Salt. Can be a bit oily here, which will be less so as you add more stuff. When the onion and garlic is cooked, add chopped tomato, salt a bit more, and cover.

When the tomatoes have liquefied a bit, add wine and broth (which would have been sitting out so it isn’t so cold) and cover for another sec to bring back the heat. Add the mussels which have been rinsed. Stir and cover immediately. Cook for 4 minutes.

Serve in a large and deep bowl with mo bread, crisp white wine and another bowl for your discarded shells.

Tell me this ain’t fancy as hell.

Mama Mia: Homemade Pasta

I went shopping in Soho yesterday to continue the never-ending search for a pair of shoes. I detest shopping. After it started pouring cold rain, my mood was made worse. I ducked into Dean and Deluca to see if I could pick up something fun, and of course, left with a smile on my face, and project materials in my bag for some homemade ravioli and sauce.

What really inspired this was seeing wonton wrappers (prepared squares of dough for making ravioli or wontons), which I had never used before, always convincing myself that if I didn’t make the dough by hand, I wasn’t really making homemade pasta. I guess I still feel that way but do have a new respect for the process. Mainly because, even when buying ready pasta dough, the project of making homemade ravioli is still a pain in the ass.

I knew I had dried wild mushrooms in my kitchen as well as ricotta cheese left over from a previous meal so I was going to do that up with a pomadora sauce, which I have never made before.

The project was a success, but the only thing that got in the way was my lack of self control. I really wanted to stuff the shiv outta these raviolis, and time and time again, when I was sealing them up, cheese was splushing out. Even though I knew my error, I did it over and over again. I think maybe I’m just a fat ass.

And lastly, before I shut the hell up and get on with the recipe, I found that making tortalini, albeit, humungous ones, were easier to do than ravioli. I know, doesn’t seem right, but probably because I was able to stuff more of the flavor crystals into the torts, making it easier to fold them bad boys.

In the end, I ended up with 12 large cheese ravioli and 35 large wild mushroom and cheese tortalini. Eaten on the same plate with some pasta sauce.

Here we go.

Ricotta and Mozzarella Cheese Mixture

8 oz of ricotta cheese
4 oz of fresh salted mozzarella, cut into small cubes
3 tbl of fresh parsley, chopped well
salt and pepper to taste
wonton wrappers
egg white for sealing
cornmeal for dusting

Combine the ricotta, mozz, parsley, salt and pepper into a mixing bowl and mix well.

Wild Mushroom Mixture

8 oz of ricotta cheese
4 oz of fresh salted mozzarella, cut into small cubes
8 oz of dried mushrooms
salt and pepper to taste
wonton wrappers
egg white for sealing
cornmeal for dusting

Add 1 cup of boiling water to dried mushrooms and cover air tight for 25 minutes. Allow more time if they are this variety, less if they are a softer variety, like a portabello or shitake. Remove from water and squeeze well. Reserve the newly created mushroom broth for another use. Chop the shrooms well and then saute with a guilty amount of butter for about 5 minutes. Lay out to cool.

When the mushrooms are cooled, mix well with cheeses, salt and pepper.

Foldin Em Up

Dust your work area with a bit of cornmeal, and place a wanton wrapper in the center with a corner away from you. Add about a teaspoon (only a teaspoon, see above re: fat ass) of cheesy goodness to the center of the wrapper. Brush egg white on two sides of the exposed wrapper. For ravioli, fold and press the edges lightly with a fork. For tortalini, place slightly more mixture into the center, fold in half to make a triangle, grab ends and fold around so the corners touch each other and glue with egg. Make sure all the edges are sealed well.

Place prepared pasta on a cornmeal-dusted cookie sheet. Continue to make more and more until you get tired or run out of stuff. If you aren’t eating right away, dust well with cornmeal, wrap tightly and refrigerate. Will last about 2 days if kept well.

To cook, boil salted and oiled water in a deep frying pan. Gently add pasta and cook till they float – about 3 to 4 minutes. Grab with a slotted spoon and place directly on plate or serving dish with sauce, butter or olive oil.

I’m not going to lie to you. I did not like the wild mushrooms in this dish. Next time, I’ll use a different dried shroom like portabello or shitake. These were just far too woody for my liking.

Saucin

So, I had never made my own sauce before, or if I have, it was entirely unmemorable. Again, creating a good sauce is about self-control, which I am finding I have none of. The longer you can let this sauce slowly bubble on your stove with out meddling, the better it’s going to be. You heard all those stories about the pots of gravy going at it for like, days. It’s totally true.

My ingredients were mo simple and cut all chunky to create a “country” style. From here on, when I use the term “county style” I mean, ugly. I knew that the ravioli and torts were going to look all country style, so I thought I would do the same with the sauce and let big chunks of flavor pop out.

(Oh and, I know I called this pomodoro before, but that was because I thought it was going to come out all plainish and a bit boring, but in the end it had mad flavor. I’ll probs call this marinara next time.)

Sauce

28 oz of organic chopped tomatoes from a box
5 huge garlic cloves, minimally and roughly chopped
half an onion, which ever color you prefer, I used red only cause it’s what I had in the house
5 leaves of basil, roughly chopped. Use dried if you want, but I’m pretending to be a gardner and have a fresh basil plant on my fire escape. If you use dried, I don’t know how much to put in… Any one know?
2 tsp of dried oregano
salt and pepper to taste
olive oil

Heat olive oil in a heavy sauce pan. Throw onions in and continuously stir till almost translucent. Add garlic. Cook for another minute. Add tomatoes. Add oregano. Twenty minutes later, add basil. (Honestly, I only added it later cause I forgot.) Bring to a simmer, cover, reduce heat to as low as you can. Cover and walk away.

I let this sit for about 2 hours. What resulted was a smokey, thick, chunky, flavorful, tangy sauce which was MOPPED by R. Mopped, I tell ya.

Something Meaty on Something Greeny

A hunk of meat or fish on fresh greens has got to be one of the best combos around. Who doesn’t like this?

This week at the Brooklyn Flea, there was a new vendor who brought in fresh, organic meats. Rarely do I buy my meat organic, so I thought I would try this schmack out. And you know what? I for sure tasted different. Turns out that happy cows means happy bellies.

I bought a strip steak that was so damn heavy my bike wobbled on the way home. The plan was for a no-sauce, no-marinade, no-nothing plan. I wanted a pure meat taste if I was going to really check out what this whole “organic” thing was about.

Damn. We grilled the steak on the stove, placed it on top of plain mesclun, sprinkled some feety blue cheese on top, drizzled a red wine vinegarette to boot, and we had ourselves a meal.

You’re jealous.

Whole Wheat? Cooked Romaine? Whaaaa?

I watched Mark Bittman wrap romaine leaves around fish and poach it in white white. I tried it. It was amazing. It was beautiful. It was impressive. But that’s not what this post is about. This post is about Romaine.

We all think of Romaine as a salad leaf, meaning, it’s not getting cooked. We make salads out of it and call it a day. When the leaves cooked to a tasty perfection wrapped around fish at Bittman’s instruction, I saw my next obsession blossom: cooking Romaine.

Because I had left over from the the fish recipe, it was the perfect excuse to cook some up next. I came up with this pasta dish:



Whole Wheat Pasta with Sausage and Romaine

whole wheat pasta, any kind you jab with a fork
spicy sausage links
romaine leaves, sliced in 2″ pieces
fresh garlic, sliced
1 cup of white wine
red pepper flakes to taste

Brown the sausage links until they are cooked enough to cut (in 1″ chunks) and not spill out. After they are cut, put back into the pan and finish cooking. When the sausage is cooked, remove from heat, set aside and brown the sliced garlic in the same sausage pan with the liquid love that came from the sausage. When the garlic is sufficiently browned, add the white wine, scraping off the flavor crystals from the bottom of the pan. When the wine is hot, add the romaine. Cook on high heat, but not boiling, until the hardest of the center ridges of the romaine are slightly tender.

While all this is going on, boil the pasta al dente.

When the pasta and romaine are both done, combine into whatever pot will fit them both. Add the sausage. Add the red pepper flakes. Heat through. Eat.

Meat Filled Weekend Leads To Fish Sunday: Sesame Salmon

BBQ after BBQ, you start to realize how much meat you eat. So, on Sunday night I thought I would cook fish. I don’t remember where this recipe came from but I been doing it up for a minute now, and it’s one of my staples. It’s cheap, healthy, and scrumptious. Do it. Do it.

Sesame Salmon over Rice Noodles

2 servings of rice noodles, boiled al dente
2 servings of salmon fillet
sesame seeds, white or black or both
sesame oil, hot or not
tamari, or soy sauce
scallions, sliced thin
fresh ginger, chopped small
butter and olive oil

Coat the skin and the opposite side of the salmon in sesame seeds. Cook in a skillet with a little butter and a little olive oil till desired temperature. When the noodles are cooked, drain and throw into a deep bowl. Add one part sesame oil to three parts tamari and toss to coat noodles. Add scallion and ginger. Place salmon on top. Serve with pride.

She comes for the Beef, stays for the Yolk: Ramen

C came over for lunch cause I wanted to show her my Ramen. I promised her beef to trick her into eating kimchi – totally worked. My obsession for spicy noodles was launched about a year ago, and I still want to eat them all day long. This is also my favorite dish to cook because it is damn cheap (see the receipt below), quick, easy, filling, and CAN BE healthIER when adding fresh ingredients.

The fanciest part of this whole recipe is the poached egg, which for me, has become an absolute essential item. I learned this from David Chang, which I guess everyone knew except for me for the longest. Thanks guys.

Check it. Cook it. Eat it.

3 packets of original flavored Ramen, whichever brand
1 zucchini, thinly sliced
10ish dried shitake mushrooms
1/4 lb slices roast beef from the deli
kimchi (mine’s homemade, that’s for the next post, you can buy it at most specialty food shop these days)
2 scallions, thinly sliced
2 eggs
a dash of vinegar

optional:
snow peas, frozen greens of any kind, bean spouts, cubed uncooked tofu… um, anything you want really.

The longest part is reconstituting the mushrooms. Boil 2 cups of water, add to mushrooms and cover. Let sit for 20 minutes. When done, remove the mushrooms to slice, and reserve the newly created mushroom broth.

Cook the Ramen according to the packet’s directions. For 3 packets, you will need 6 cups of water. Additionally, add the 2 cups of reserved mushroom broth and bring to a boil. Add the Ramen noodles, mushrooms, zuccini and any of the optional ingredients you desire.

Simultaneously, bring a deep frying pan to boil with a dash of vinegar for poaching your eggs. At a soft boil, crack your eggs directly into the water. They should congeal and turn a solid white. After about 2 minutes, the eggs and noodles will be ready.

Add the noodles to a huge bowl for eating lots. With a slatted spoon, grab an egg for each bowl and float on top of the servings. Divide the sliced beef and add to the steaming bowl of noodles. Garnish with kimchi and scallion. For added spice, I recommend using Sirachi, not some vinegar-based hot sauce like Tobasco.

And?.. You’re welcome.