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Mustard Mustard Mustard – Part 1

Ham and School House Mustard with Dill Pickles and Potato Chips on a Pretzel Roll

I was recently sent a jar of SchoolHouse Kitchen Horseradish Dill Mustard to play with and share on Foodzie.com. The task at hand was to create some food, blog about it and then stuff my face (well, that’s my addition). The mustard was so delicious that I OCD’s it and made three things. Here is one of them. Expect two more mustard-loving posts…

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Mofongo Me All Night Long

Mofongo

Mofongo. The word alone sounds like something you yell at another person in the height of passionate anger or passionate lub makin. Either way, I want to use it more often. But in real real life? It’s actually fried mashed plantains with garlic aioli, pork bits and fresh cilantro. And let me let you know…
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Sausage and Brussels Sprout Lasagna with Fried Egg

Not sure what gave me the hankers but I had a taste for lasagna and brussels sprouts so I thought I’d add sausage and egg to make a rich, warm winter meal for my fat ass.

Sausage and Brussels Sprout Lasagna with a Fried Egg

And it’s real easy. Buy 1.5 lb of quality Italian sausage meat. Get some quality lasagna pasta, I used egg. It’s so worth buying good pasta so try it ya cheap bastard. Also, don’t scrimp on the chez. Get 16 oz of good, wet mozz. I pre-cook my lasagna ingredients so I know what to expect when I pop er in the oven: when the cheese is melted, and it’s hot in the middle, we know we can put it in our mouths. Serves 6 fatties.

Layer up:

1. lil olive oil on the bottom of the pan
2. half cooked lasagna noodles
3. ricotta cheese
4. almost completely cooked sausage with extra red pepper flakes, sauteed with onions and garlic
5. more noodles
6. thick cut mozz
7. sliced brussels sprouts
8. repeat 2-6
9. bit more torn cheese on top
10. drizzle with olive oil

 

Bake at 350 uncovered for 20/30 minutes or until it’s hot in the center and the mozz is melted. When done, let it rest for at least 10 minutes. During this time, fry an egg for each person eating.

Sausage and Brussels Sprout Lasagna

Slice a hunk, top with an egg, crank a generous amount of black pepper and freshly grated parmesan cheese, and waa laa, biz bam boom, derish.

Raise Your Hand If You Like Gravy: Bubble and Squeak With A Side of Bread Sauce

Now that I got married to a Brit, I’m learning all sorts of culinary oddities. “Pie,” for example, could possibly mean something filled with meat and doesn’t necessarily use dough. A “pasty” isn’t something exclusively for slutty nipples but more of a savory turnover or hot pocket that was originally created for hungry, cold, miners on the go. “Pudding” refers to  ALL desert, not just the creamy plop varietal, and “Curry” refers to all Indian food. OH! And my fat ass’s favorite new English mouth treat is a little something called “bread sauce.”

Raise your hand if you like gravy.

Bread Sauce is sorta like gravy – it’s made with the drippings from the roast, a ton of milk or cream and some stale bread crumbs, seasoned with salt, pepper, onion, maybe a little clove or bay leaf (aint gonna front, last two came from wiki). Anyway, pour this warm, think sauce all over your plate of roast beef, roast lamb, roast turkey, roast chicken, roast veg, what-have-you, for an amazing cherry on top of that mother fucker.

After your face is done with all that meat and bread, you inevitably have some roasted veg left over. Save them for tomorrows Bubble and Squeak!

So simple. Finley dice your left over veg, whatever it is. We recently did ours with fingerling potatoes, carrots, turnips, squash, and pearl onions. Since you probably roasted with a butt load of oil, the veg is nice and moist, and now slightly mashed from your chopping. Add some flour and form into flat patties. Put some oil in a pan, fry till crusted, and serve. We ate ours with ketchup, and my bad ass used hot sauce, but I’m sure the Queen wouldn’t be too happy about that.

Frying Bubble and Squeak

Bubbles and Squeak

Sandwich Off 2010

Come, eat and compete with your best sandwich. Ten bucks to hang and/or enter your best sandwich. Winner takes all. Located at Mission Dolores Bar in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

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You’ll Love Me for This: Bacon-Fried Miso Scallops

Sometimes I think about how scallops are like God’s lil nuggets of love he hath given to us to kiss, lick, love, screw and mostly eat on. At least that’s how I feel when I try to buy them from Union Market and they are trying to charge  me a piece of my flesh for 2 scallops . But then also when I take them home and eat the shit out of them. Aside for their own natural buttery flaves, they are so receptive to playful accompaniments, that I love cooking them. B got a mouthful this week. Lucky fucker.

Bacon-Fried Miso Scallops

If you want to make 6 or 8, fry up some bacon. When the liquid gold has rendered from the strips, take em out and reserve the bacon for future use (who are we kidding? eat them alone and fast, with shame). While your bacon is frying, combine miso paste, fresh lemon juice and water till you get a cup. Play with the ratios till its your liking.

While the pan is still spanking hot and filmed with bacon fat but with the heat turned off, place the scallops and cook. If the pan isn’t still hot enough, you can turn it back on. When they are seared on the two flat edges and still a lil pink in the center, divide them into shallow bowls. With the heat still on, throw your tangy solution of miso, lemon and water into the pan to deglaze. Lift up that delicious bacon junk and heat through. When sufficiently hot, pour the liquid into the bowls with the scallops. Have your guest kiss your ass with praise and enjoy.

Ingredients
Scallops for 2
Juice of a lemon
Several strips of bacon
Couple table spoons of miso paste
Some water