Meatopia BBQ NYC 2010: A Lifetime Original of A Girl Who Loved Meat Too Much

Meatopia, co-hosted by Josh Ozersky (food writer) and Jimmy Carbone (Taste of Tribeca & Good Beer Month), is essentially 25 chefs gathered on Governors Island in NYC, shlocking their (supposedly) best meat, all on one hot fucking day. Fat ass meat lovers bought tickets permitting 3, 6, or 9 -3oz. tastings of their choice. Or [...]

I’ve Been Gone For 2 Months Butt I Must Be Doing Something Right

These are the terms people searched to get here. Guess which one made me spit my Pork Slap out.

Food Party

What do you get when you snack with Pee-Wee, while shoving whole eggs in Beyonce’s mouth, while doing ballerina dancing and masturbating while crying at the same time? Food Party. Had the pleasure of going to the launch party at Santos Party House (no, I did not bring my acid with me) for my new [...]

Brooklyn Flea Curates Central Park Food Vendors

Compliments of the NYTimes… CENTRAL PARK provides a haven for migratory warblers and American elms. It is a less congenial habitat for those humans who require a diet more varied and interesting than stiff pretzels and tepid hot dogs. But there is hope for this beleaguered species, in the form of… [FULL ARTICLE HERE] And [...]