Fast Food Lasagna, by Epic Meal Time = 15 Big Macs, 15 Baconators from Wendy’s, 15 Teen Burgers from A&W (without veggies), seven orders of onion rings, bacon, Big Mac sauce, Jack Daniel’s meat sauce, tons cheese.
More at epicmealtime.com

Fast Food Lasagna, by Epic Meal Time = 15 Big Macs, 15 Baconators from Wendy’s, 15 Teen Burgers from A&W (without veggies), seven orders of onion rings, bacon, Big Mac sauce, Jack Daniel’s meat sauce, tons cheese.
More at epicmealtime.com


So many AWESOME things lately.
1. I have been drinking green juices everyday and boy, do I feel great. I owe it all to my Nutrition and Fitness Task Master, Adina at Sproutwellness. More on that later.
2. I participated in some sort of food promo extravaganza in concert with foodzie, SchoolHouse Kitchen Mustard, and my new favorite food blog, TurntableKitchen (sheeeeeet, I wish I had the time and dedication to this monster as those lovlies do for their blog).
3. I got sent some Doritos to play with from FoodBuzz, more on that later too!
4. But what’s really floating my boat is the Recipe Swap on Krrb. So much fun! Check out what I’m swapping, I can’t wait to see what I get back from Paris, Stockholm, Isreal, Argentina, Atlanta, etc… Play with meeeeeee! Instructions here.

Things like how I need to stop sharing glasses of water with my cat cause she cleans her asshole with the same tongue she drinks water with. I know it sounds like I should have known better before and should have been grossed out already but I just kinda thought that their-mouths-are-cleaner-than-our-hands kinda thing. Isn’t that true?? Something like that…
“The discussion of poo-eating in “Modernist Cuisine” is exhaustive, convincing, and gag-inducing. According to the microbiologist Philip Tierno, “We’re basically bathed in feces as a society.” “Bathed in feces”—not words you often read in a cookbook, but apparently poo-eating accounts for about eighty per cent of all food-related illness. Also, cat litter in the kitchen? Bad news. Toxoplasma gondii, a species of protozoa present in cat litter, kills three hundred and seventy-five Americans a year, and perpetuates itself through cat feces in a freaky way: when rodents eat toxoplasmii, their brain chemistry is changed so that they develop an attraction to the smell of cats. There’s no happy ending.”
How utterly awesome. Meow!


Either way, make sure you know where it’s coming from and cook that shmack right.
Lovingly, The Huff Po writer, Lena Tabori gets on about her fave meaty cookbooks so you can be lazy and forget the research. And ohmygosh, will it make you hungry for a mouth full of meat. More at the Huffington Post…

If you like sweet milky drinks, check this out. And I’m not not telling to you to not put some rum in there. Check it out on the Brooklyn Flea site.