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Heavy on The Bevvy: The Dark and Stormy

K is back with his guest spot on go Meat Yourself where he shares with us his favorite cocktails and recipes on how to get crunked. Thanks K for your invaluable lessons cause without them, we’d be stuck drinking SunnyD and Rum.

HEAVY ON THE BEVVY: DARK ‘N’ STORMY

Yes – yes, summer is over, and this, in the opinion of many, is a summer drink. But I will contest that a dark ‘n’ stormy is drink for ANY season, and summer just happens to be the ideal one by which to optimally enjoy it. For those in the southern or western states, you still have some weather left to totally lounge this cocktail out on your back porch. For this east-coaster, I am happy to drink it within the confines of my Brooklyn apartment, and pretend to be on a back porch.

Now, let’s get to it. The dark ‘n’ stormy comes to us originally from the sunny beaches of Australia and Bermuda, where it is considered the national drink. The “dark” part of the name comes from one of the 3 main ingredients, dark rum. The “stormy” comes from I don’t know where. What’s most important however, is that this refreshing cocktail is super easy to make, and super delicious to drink. Here’s how you do it.

WHAT GOES IN:

Dark Rum – Gosling’s seems to be the most traditional choice, but you can use any brand, as long as it’s “dark” or “spiced” rum. Do not use white or light rum. On the trivial side, light rum makes the name irrelevant, and on the critical side, it completely changes the flavor combination.

1 Ginger Beer – For those who don’t know, ginger beer is a bottled, carbonated drink naturally flavored with ginger and sugar, and comes mostly from the Caribbean. It’s non-alcoholic even though it’s called “beer”. (ginger ale can be substituted in a pinch, although it lacks the bite of real ginger, so do yourself a favor and get the real thing if you can. Almost any bodega in NY will have it.)

Lime

Ice

WHAT YOU DO WITH IT:

Use a pint glass or a traditional highball glass. Fill it ¾ of the way with ice. Pour in 2 oz. of dark rum. Squeeze in a ¼ or ½ of lime. (now, a lot of folks in the tropics will merely garnish with a slice of lime, and you can by all means stick to that if you feel like not fucking with things, but there is also an equal amount of people who take it with a full squeeze of lime, and trust me, that extra ounce or two of lime juice really kicks it up.) Finally, fill the rest of the glass with ginger beer, and stir. You can mess around with the proportions if you feel that you’d like a little more sweetness, or a little more tartness, but this should pretty much be right on.

And there you have it. Now turn on the heat lamp, drag the kiddy pool into the living room, and tether your hammock to the steam pipe. You’re on vacation.

Thanks K!

Guest Post: The Michelada

You might remember this guest-poster from his pulled pork tacos that he so lovingly shared with yall. Mother humper is back with my new favorite drank, The Michelada. For the last 7 months, K been bull shitting bout getting me this post, and I’ve been salivating at the thought of the spicy, beery, tomatoey concocktion (!) the whole time. Now that I have the true recipe, finsta coerce B into making me one right now…

Michelada

One of my favorite drinks of all time, and super high up in my rotation, is the Michelada. (Mee-Chay-Lah-Thah). This is a mexican drink that shares some traits with the Bloody Mary, but rather than vodka, beers is used, along with lime, and other ingredients. The popularity of this drink is spreading like tazy, with many latin restaurants now serving their own versions. In Fact, even the big boy beer companies have caught on, marketing “chelada” beers that come with lime juice already mixed in. This half-hearted attempt to cash in, and total bastardization of the original, is the kind of thing that makes me wanna go to the corner store, buy a Miller “Chill”, puke on it, then shoot it with a gun.

But here’s the meat of the story. Micheladas have been around since the 40’s and are a totally regional thing. It can be made very differently, depending on what area of Mexico, or the southwest US you grew up in. Below is the classic, most popular way to take it, with people reserving the option to have it with, or without, tomato juice. I like it with. Always With.

WHAT GOES IN:

Beer – Preferably Mexican beer like Corona, Dos XX, or Tecate work best.

Ice

Worcestershire sauce

Magi sauce

Hot sauce

Black pepper

Half lime

2 shots of tomato juice (or Clamato)

Kosher salt for the rim

Michelada Ingrediants

WHAT YOU DO WITH IT:

Start with a pint glass, or something of similar size and weight. Rim the glass with lime and kosher salt (like a margarita). Then fill up the glass 2/3 with ice. Next squeeze in half of a lime, then add 5 dashes worcestershire, 5 dashes hot sauce, and 3 dashes Magi. Magi is not the most common thing in the supermarket, but it’s also not UNcommon. It’s basically a liquid salt agent, which although from Japan, is used a lot in Mexico (it will be in the taco-shell aisle). If Magi is unavailable, you can squeak by with soy sauce. Next add your 2 shots of tomato juice, and fresh black pepper. Finally, pour in your beer to the top, and give a light stir. The whole beer wont fit in the glass, which is great, because as you drink it down, you just keep adding. These are the typical ingredients, but the amounts are totally alterable according to your taste. So if you wanna kill last night’s hangover good, feel free to blast it with as much hot sauce as you like.

So there you have it.

love,

me

Thanks K! Look what I made!

Michelada

Yo Mamas So Fat…

…when she broke her leg, gravy came out.

This post is dedicated to madukes who knows how to throw and feed a party. Not to say that my mama’s fat and got gravy legs cause her legs are just the beginning of her hotness, but just thought I would get the mama jokes out the way so yall don’t have to. Ya hear? Really. You really don’t have to.

Last night, she had her crew over and as usual, went above and beyond with the spread. If you want a lesson in party food, lemme let you know that this is where it’s at. All recipes are available, just let a chick know in the comments and maybe madukes will bring it with a guest post.

B and I brought jello shots to the shindig. Damn easy: follow the instructions on the box which calls for 1 part boiling water, 1 part cold water. Substitute the cold water with vodka and walla, you got your self a real-life sorwhority party up in this piece.

Check this menu.

Dried Italian Sausage, English Cheddar, Chorizo, Pepper Jack (I hovered here for a bit):

Salsa and Guacamole, a must:

Hummus and Vegetable. No recipe for this one here cause this is straight up Sahadis. Why mess with perfection?:

Mozzarella, Tomato, Basil Salad AKA Caprese AKA Get In My Mouth:

Olives. Again, thank you Sahadis.

BBQ Pulled Pork, served as sliders with hot dog buns cut in half:

Artichoke and Spinach Dip. Ma refers to this as her favorite white trash dish. For me, it’s tied with tuna salad with crushed potato chips. Holla.:

Triple Creme Brie with Grapes (pretty sure I added on a whole roll of fat with this one):

Jello Shots, cause it ain’t a party till your holding a strangers hair back over the vomatoriam:

Let me know next time you’re hosing and I’ll come eat all your food. Word.