Order Chocolates Here
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When you order a box of homemade chocolates from me, you not only get homemade chocolates, you get to choose the flavors AND they come delivered in a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind boxes, straight outta brooklyn. The last box I sold to some dude for a present for his chick, I got a picture in my inbox of her laying in bed, half-naked, licking a chocolate I made. Discounts will be given to those that send in suggestive pictures WITH my chocolates as a prop – as long I can I post them here on Go Meat Yourself. Make your lover or wannabe lover owe you something having to do with your gens by buying one of these boxes of chocolates. You won’t regret it.
Boxes of 12 for $21 and 16 for $25, with easy online payment below. Boxes come assorted with requests and one type of chocolate. I will ship to far away lands for an extra 5 bucks for domestic destinations and lots more bucks for international. If you are near me, we can discuss a pick up option and I’ll wave the shipping fee. Word. Email me with questions at gomeatyourself <at> gmail <dot> com.
Choose your own adventure here:
Dark Chocolate
Coconut Curry*
Salt and Pepper*
Red Pepper*
Spicy Pretzel*
Rosemary*
Mixed Roasted Nuts
Honey Nut and Cinnamon
Sea Salt
Pretzel
Cayenne
Spicy Bacon
Ginger
Cranberry
Orange Cranberry
Coffee
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Italian Cookie
Mint Cookie
Chocolate Cake
Rice Crispy Treats
White Chocolate
Mixed Roasted Nuts
Pretzel
Cranberry
Orange Cranberry
Sour Cherry
Coffee
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Italian Cookie
Chocolate Cake
Place your order here and I will be in touch about flavas, shipment, and when you need these virtual roofies. I’ll work with you to get you what you need. Boxes come in assorted flavors with one type of chocolate.
Check some of my pretty chocos:
Dark Chocolate with Sea Salt:


















