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Fallin Off The Bone, Melty In your Mouth, Make Me Wanna Thank Your Mother For A Butt Like That, Oven-Smoked Ribs

After Bittman put up his tantalizing, oven smoked ribs, my mouth would not stop watering. It had to be had. His basic premise is to line a roasting pan with water-soaked hickory or oak wood chips, place the ribs on a rack over the wood, and wrap the hell out of it with 20 feet of tin foil. (PS, I used way less than 20 feet and that shit worked juuuust, fine.) When you wrap it, you need to create a tent over the meat, so you essentially have a dome. I’m not sure why Bittman calls this smoked, cause you’re essenially steaming them – probs for the “smoke flavor” from the wood. I don’t know about that nonsense but the contraption was a fucking beaut. I WILL be doing a salmon and a chicken in this thang.

Now, I’m more of a memphis style rib gall, which I prefer means a dry, savory rub, as a opposed to a sweet, sticky bbq sauce you get further down in the US. The dummiest thing I did was thinking that my dry rub would turn crusty in a steam bath. Oh well. These bitches were tender as hell. I grabbed a tangy, tomato, vinegary sauce online that was perfect for a dip factor.

Here is Bittmans piece that includes the contraption. After that, you can do whatever meat and whatever recipe you want.

Here is the sauce recipe I grabbed. Gotta say, when I was making it, and tasting it, I thought i was kinda shit. But with the meat, it was pretty perfect, I also added more salt and more smoked paprika. Check that shit.

And here is my dry rub recipe. I’m not saying its perfect for this method, but I think it would blow minds on a regular bbq.

Memphis Style Dry Rub for Pork Ribs (or for chicken, fuck it)
1.5 tbl cayenne
1.5 tbl smoked hot pimento
1 tbl  onion powder
1 tbl garlic powder
1 tbl chili powder
1/2 tbs mustard powder
1/2 tbs oregano
1/2 tbs white pepper
1/2 tbs salt

A rubbed rib, ready to get his tent on:

Rib tent:

Rib Tent

Cooked Ribs:

Over smoked (or steamed) rack of pork ribs

Delicious:

Oven Smoked (or steamed) Pork Rib

I made this banger with a bright, crunchy slaw, stay tuned for all it’s glory…

The Hanker Station: Ribs, Pate, Holiday Drinks and Jerk!

Can’t get you outta my mind…

Bittman’s oven smoked ribs.

Putting anything in little individual jars.

Coquito.

And still working the beef jerky

More on The Hanker Station.

Do You Even Know How Big And Delicious A Pomelo Is??

It’s fucking big. See? That’s \/ a lemon and that’s \/ a pomelo. Awesome, right?
Lemon Vs Pomelo

A pomelo is the best cause it’s huge but really light in weight. And then when you open it, it’s beautifully pink (although, I found out that not all of them are, but what the hell do I know).  The one I got for this salad wasn’t very citrusey or very sweet. But still very bright, and a perfect addition to the spicy dressing.

I adapted this recipe from a cook book about salads. The book is only aaaight, but here is my version of the salad.

Bright and Spicey Pomelo Salad

Bright and Spicy Pomelo Salad

dressing:
2 tbl rice wine
juice of 1 juicy lime
1 pinch of brown sugar
1 tsp siracha
1 small red onion, finely diced
2 finely diced jalapenos, finely diced and go ahead, leave them seeds
3 tablespoons of canola oil

Mix everything but the oil together. Taste and make sure it’s salty or spicy enough for ya. When you’re ready to toss your salad (hehe), whisk the oil in and dress your veg.

the rest:
1 pomelo, sectioned (if you are really ambition, do it right, see here, otherwise, you know, peel and section it.)
1 small nappa cabbage or iceberg, if ya feel it
1 carrot, shredded
chopped fresh mint, basil and/or cilantro (or maybe 2 out of the 3)
chopped mixed roasted salted nuts

Put your salad in your eatin bowls, with the pomelo beautifully on top. Add the oil to your dressing as noted above and generously dress it. Eat. Mmm mmm good as a mo.

(PS. this original recipe called for fish sauce, shallots and not red onion, and less siracha in the dressing. Do what you will.)