Thank You, Come Again

Stop your crying and your masturbating cause we’ll be back in September. Just that I got some thangs to do. Peace Be With You.

The Fudge Factory is Open For Business

I got my first wedding this Saturday and I’m bringing the chocolate for 150 people. My girl L is coming over today to help. I somehow see this in our near future (with the addition of bloodys):

The Jerky Train Has Left the Building

Just want to prepare yall for the next line of products straight out the Go Meat Yourself kitchen: Jerky. Like a Mo.
I’ll be letting you know all sorts of fun facts about the wild world of jerky and promise not to make any more references to beef curtains, jerking off, or these edible jerky undies [...]

Sometimes It’s Better To Be A Little Fish In A Big Belly

Eating fish is great, especially in this hot ass, muggy weather we’re having in NYC. But along with all the reasons why you shouldn’t be eating all sorts of shit (ew, not like that), our delicious fishies are also harmful. What with the mercury and the terrible fishing industry standards (don’t ask me for any [...]