I love when hipster foodies talk shit about other hipster foodies for being hipster foodies. It’s like a circle jerk of Gotchyas. Like, a competition of who wears dirtier converse sneakers or brighter colored headbands, or who is more poor even though they live in Williamsburg and graduated from Bard last year. I think I just threw up my Bacon On Everything Because It’s Ironic To Love Bacon Because It’s So Unhealthy snack.

Enjoy the annoyingness here.

PS. Wait, did I just jerk Eater.com off?

PPS. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You don’t know?