Meat

It. Has. Been. So. Long. Since I cooked and wrote. But here is why: I was goddamn busy; get off my back. I have an announcement to make. I’m going vagitarian. Oops. I mean VEGitarian. No Sam Ronson for me. Now I know, it’s like you’re saying to yourself, “What a dumb hoe. How she [...]

Bánh Mì Ass

I love when hipster foodies talk shit about other hipster foodies for being hipster foodies. It’s like a circle jerk of Gotchyas. Like, a competition of who wears dirtier converse sneakers or brighter colored headbands, or who is more poor even though they live in Williamsburg and graduated from Bard last year. I think I [...]

Fucking Easter… You’re Awesome.

I love Easter cause it’s all the food and none of the shopping. It’s not that I don’t like giving (or getting) christmas or kwanza gifts for my loved ones. It’s that if I have to stand in one more holiday line, fight my way through one more crowd of coupon-wielding buyers, I will punch [...]