I sell boxes of homemade chocolates.
When you order a box of homemade chocolates from me, you not only get homemade chocolates, you get to choose the flavors AND they come delivered in a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind, artist-made box. The last box I sold to some dude for a present for his chick, I got a picture in my inbox of her laying in bed, half-naked, licking a chocolate I made. Discounts will be given to those that send in suggestive pictures WITH my chocolates as a prop – as long I can I post them here on Go Meat Yourself. Make your lover or wannabe lover owe you something having to do with your gens by buying one of these boxes of chocolates for valentines day. You won’t regret it.
Boxes of 8 for $10, 12 for $15, and 16 for $18, with easy online payment below. Choose your own adventure here:
Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate
Mixed Roasted Nuts
Honey Nut and Cinnamon
Sea Salt
Pretzel
Cayenne
Spicy Bacon
Fresh Orange
Ginger
Cranberry
Orange Cranberry
Fresh Raspberry
Coffee
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Italian Cookie
Mint Cookie
Chocolate Cake
Rice Crispy Treats
White Chocolate
Mixed Roasted Nuts
Pretzel
Fresh Orange
Cranberry
Orange Cranberry
Sour Cherry
Fresh Raspberry
Coffee
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Italian Cookie
Chocolate Cake
Orders are either cash on delivery or via Paypal, which you don’t need an account to use. Place your order here and I will be in touch about flavas, delivery, and when you need these virtual roofies. I’ll work with you to get you what you need.
