Da Feed

It turns out I’m not the only one publishing amazing things on the interwebs – but at least I can help deliver it. I present, Da Feed. (Get it?) The impressive stop motion adventure of a cupcake: sweet dreams. Have you ever seen cupcakes do it? This weeks food obsession is inspired, as usual, by [...]

Me and Pork Chops 2Getha 4Evah

I don’t like pork chops. Something about all that white meat that is far too… meaty for me. I know, I know. You’re like, wtf. This chick writes some bullshit about not liking meat on her own crap site called Go Meat Yourself!? I’m a hypocrite – what can I say? Well, I can say [...]

Get Ass on Valentines Day with Chocolate-Dipped Bits for your Boo

I sell boxes of homemade chocolates. When you order a box of homemade chocolates from me, you not only get homemade chocolates, you get to choose the flavors AND they come delivered in a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind, artist-made box. The last box I sold to some dude for a present for his chick, I got a [...]

More Porridge, Sah? Cheerio!

I been in england, so get off my back. But, I got some goodies to share with yall. But before I get into it, I promised myself and my special brit traveling partner boy toy that no matter what shite I was served as a ridiculous excuse for a meal on the plane, that once [...]